Why Worry Dead If You Do Dead If You Don't T-Shirt — Funny Dark Humor Tee
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Why Worry Dead If You Do Dead If You Don't T-Shirt — Funny Dark Humor Tee
£15.95 GBP
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£15.95 GBP
Regular price
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Embrace the absurd with this darkly humorous tee that turns existential dread into comedy gold. Featuring a witty play on words that'll make fellow dark humour enthusiasts crack a smile, it's perfect for anyone who finds laughter in life's morbid ironies. Soft, comfortable cotton construction keeps you feeling great while you wear your twisted sense of humour on your sleeve—literally. Ideal for casual wear, gift-giving, or starting conversations with kindred spirits who appreciate clever, edgy jokes.
A clean, lightweight tee that wears like a quiet declaration. This soft cotton shirt carries a small, wry chest print — a minimalist line that reads like private humour for those who appreciate dark levity. The fabric drapes lightly, the ribbed crew collar holds its shape, and the tubular knit gives a smooth, seam-free silhouette. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans for days when you want to say less and mean more. Ethically grown cotton and neat, durable printing keep this shirt feeling lived-in and honest through repeated wear.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and durable DTG/DTF prints for wearing comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean