• We're Only Making Plans for Nigel – 10 Downing Street T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Collection
  • A man wearing a black graphic t-shirt stands in front of Downing Street (Number 10) in London. The t-shirt features a white graphic of the Downing Street front door House with the text 'We're only making plans for Nigel'.
  • A man wearing a white graphic t-shirt with a black print of 10 downing street home door and the text 'We're only making plans for Nigel', standing in front of the black door of 10 Downing Street in London.
  • We're Only Making Plans for Nigel – 10 Downing Street T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Collection Printify
  • We're Only Making Plans for Nigel – 10 Downing Street T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Collection Printify
  • We're Only Making Plans for Nigel – 10 Downing Street T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Collection Printify
  • We're Only Making Plans for Nigel – 10 Downing Street T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Collection Printify
  • We're Only Making Plans for Nigel – 10 Downing Street T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Collection Printify
  • We're Only Making Plans for Nigel – 10 Downing Street T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Collection Printify
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We're Only Making Plans for Nigel – 10 Downing Street T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Collection

We're Only Making Plans for Nigel – 10 Downing Street T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Collection

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The perfect humorous antidote to Zack Polanski  ill-judged recent post.

While others were busy sharing (and hastily deleting) the wrong kind of “plans for Nigel,” we’ve gone for the classic XTC-inspired version with a clean line-drawing of the famous black door at Number 10. No guillotines. Just a cheeky, light-hearted nod to the idea that some people are only making plans for Nigel… at the right address.

Part of the Fat Boris Political Collection – bold, satirical British political tees for people who prefer their commentary with a side of proper humour rather than headlines and police reports.

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  • Gildan Softstyle (soft, lightweight, high-quality ring-spun cotton that feels great and holds its shape)
  • Available in classic Black or crisp White
  • Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Unisex fit – true to size
  • High-quality print that lasts wash after wash
  • Designed and printed for UK customers who like their politics with a smile

Whether you’re a Reform supporter, a political humour fan, or just someone who prefers plans that involve a front door rather than a blade, this is the tee that turns a viral moment into something actually wearable.

Grab yours before the next news cycle moves on. Fat Boris Political Collection – saying what others won’t, but with better taste.

 
 



Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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