Personalised |Slow Down Canal Boat Shirt | Funny Narrowboater Gift | Canal Lover Gift

SLOW DOWN!! — if you own a narrowboat or spend time cruising the UK canals, you'll know exactly why! 🚤 There’s nothing more frustrating for a moored boater than a passing narrowboat charging past too quickly. The resulting wash can rock the moored boat around, strain the ropes and, in some circumstances, even cause problems with its mooring. This original Fat Boris design captures that classic canal moment — an angry moored boater shouting “SLOW DOWN!!” at the passing “Speed Merchant”! ✨ Make It Personal Add your own witty, funny or personalised text to create a genuinely original canal boat T-shirt. Ideas could include: Your narrowboat name A funny canal nickname Your favourite boating saying A personalised joke A message for a fellow narrowboater An inside joke between boating friends It's a great way to turn an already humorous design into a one-of-a-kind gift. 👕 T-Shirt Details Original Fat Boris Store design Gildan Softstyle T-shirt Available in 6 colours Sizes Small to 3XL Personalisation option available Comfortable everyday fit Professionally printed Perfect for canal cruising, boating holidays and relaxing beside the water 🎁 Perfect Gift For A brilliant gift idea for narrowboat owners, canal boaters, liveaboard boaters and canal lovers. Ideal for: Narrowboat owners Canal enthusiasts Boating couples Liveaboard boaters Retirement gifts Birthday presents Christmas gifts Boating club friends Anyone who has ever shouted “SLOW DOWN!” at a passing boat! A bit of canal humour that genuine narrowboaters will immediately recognise. 🚤 Original Fat Boris Design Designed by Fat Boris Store, an independent UK-based store creating original, humorous and personalised designs inspired by British life, canals, boating and plenty of everyday frustrations. Personalise it. Wear it. Make sure the Speed Merchants get the message! The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort with a modern unisex cut and ultra-soft materials. Solid colours are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling. Whether for printing or everyday wear, the Gildan 64000 stands out as a dependable wardrobe staple. Disclaimer: - Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round. .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. .: All shirts feature a pearlised, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. .

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean