Personalised Canal Boating T-Shirt – “Grease Your Stern Gland” Funny Narrowboat Tee
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Personalised Canal Boating T-Shirt – “Grease Your Stern Gland” Funny Narrowboat Tee
£15.95 GBP
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£15.95 GBP
Regular price
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Personalised Canal Boating T-Shirt – “Grease Your Stern Gland” Funny Narrowboat Tee | Custom Boat Name Shirt | Fat Boris Canal Collection
Personalised canal boating t-shirt with funny stern gland reminder. Add your boat name or custom text. Perfect gift for narrowboat lovers and canal enthusiasts.
Product Description
Add your own personal touch to this classic bit of canal humour.
This funny narrowboat t-shirt features a traditional canal boat design and the cheeky reminder:
“Been Cruising? Don’t let it drip… Grease your Stern Gland” with the option to personalise it with your boat name, nickname, or custom text.
Every experienced boater knows the importance of keeping the stern gland properly greased. Ignore it, and you could end up with a steadily filling bilge—or worse in extreme situations. This shirt turns that essential bit of maintenance wisdom into a conversation-starting joke.
Perfect whether you're cruising the canals, relaxing at your mooring, or buying a unique gift for a fellow boater.
Make it yours:
Add your boat name, canal nickname, or a short custom message to create a truly one-of-a-kind piece.
A narrowboat stern gland is a critical, usually grease-lubricated assembly that creates a watertight seal where the propeller shaft enters the hull. It requires daily maintenance, typically tightening the greaser after cruising to prevent water from entering the bilges. A small, occasional drip is normal, but constant leakage requires adjustment.
Why you’ll love it
- Personalised with your boat name or custom text
- Funny, authentic canal boating humour
- Great gift for narrowboat owners & liveaboards
- Comfortable, high-quality everyday wear
- Exclusive Fat Boris Canal Collection design
Personalisation Instructions
- Enter your chosen text (boat name, nickname, etc.) in the personalisation box
- Keep it short for best results (recommended: under 20 characters)
- Double-check spelling – text will be printed exactly as entered
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams — smoother look and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape stabilize shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label personalisation
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean