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- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG printed graphics for crisp detail
- Oeko-Tex certified fabric; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
"Life Happens, Police Don't Help" Graphic T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Satire Collection Customise Option
£15.95 GBP
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Product Description
The crime rate is up, but the "likes" are down—and we know which one the boys in blue are checking. Inspired by the modern era of "Twitter policing," this Fat Boris original highlights the frustration of a system that prioritizes monitoring social media over patrolling the streets. Whether it's a stolen bike or a broken window, the message is clear: Life happens, but don't hold your breath for a siren.
Featuring a gritty, hand-drawn illustration of a burglar at work while the authorities are busy scrolling, this tee is for those who prefer their fashion with a side of uncomfortable truth.
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Premium Quality: Soft-touch cotton for a comfortable fit while you wait 4 hours for a crime reference number.
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Bold Satire: High-contrast "Police" typography with a weathered, realistic finish.
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Streetwear Fit: Classic unisex cut, perfect for protests, pub crawls, or irony-rich daily wear.
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG printed graphics for crisp detail
- Oeko-Tex certified fabric; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean