Know Your Parasites Funny Political Satire T-Shirt – Anti Ed Miliband “Luna Tick”

Know your parasites – and make sure everyone else does too.

This bold political satire tee features the classic “KNOW YOUR PARASITES” slogan in a rugged distressed-style typeface, paired with realistic illustrations of a deer tick and dog tick next to a grinning caricature labelled LUNA TICK – a sharp dig at Ed Miliband, the net-zero zealot.

Printed on premium Gildan Softstyle for a soft, comfortable feel that gets better with every wash. Available in classic white or black, sizes Small to 3XL. Part of the Fat Boris Political Collection – unapologetic, witty, and built for those who enjoy clever political humour.

• Distressed-style lettering for that worn-in, rebellious look
• High-quality durable print
• Soft, lightweight Gildan Softstyle fabric
• Unisex crew-neck fit
• Colours: White or Black
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Perfect for conservatives, free-speech fans, climate-policy sceptics, or anyone who likes their satire with a bite. Great conversation starter wherever you wear it.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
-: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
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