• A personalized birthday greeting card featuring a cartoon illustration of a man relaxing by a canal with a boat and beer, with the text 'Happy Birthday Half Cut on the Cut!'.
  • A novelty birthday card shown open to reveal both sides. The right panel features a colorful cartoon illustration of a man lounging by a canal with a boat and the text 'Happy Birthday Half Cut on the Cut!'.
  • A personalised card titled 'Happy Birthday Half Cut on the Cut!' with a cartoon illustration of a man named Billy, displayed on a wooden coffee table next to a steaming mug and glasses in a cosy living room setting.
  • A personalized canal humour birthday card shown standing upright on a light gray background. The card features a cartoon illustration of a man relaxing by a canal with a boat, holding a pint of beer, with text reading 'Happy Birthday Half Cut on the Cut!' and 'Billy from all at the towpath!'.
  • A personalised birthday card titled 'Half Cut on the Cut!' stands on a wooden table in a cosy living room setting, surrounded by a coffee mug, eyeglasses, and greeting cards.
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Half Cut on the Cut Funny Personalised Canal Boat Birthday Card A5

Half Cut on the Cut Funny Personalised Canal Boat Birthday Card A5

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A birthday card with a little canal-side humour!

Know someone who enjoys a tipple as much as they enjoy life on the cut? This funny “Half Cut on the Cut” birthday card is guaranteed to raise a smile!

Featuring a humorous canal scene with a traditional narrowboat and a relaxed boater enjoying a drink, this card is perfect for anyone who loves narrowboat life, canal cruising and a good laugh.

Whether they're a liveaboard boater, weekend cruiser or simply enjoy spending time on the waterways, this is a birthday greeting they'll appreciate.

PRODUCT FEATURES

  • Personalised Birthday Card – Add the recipient's name for that extra special touch.

  • A5 Size – Generous A5 greeting card with a colourful, humorous canal-themed design.

  • Envelope Included – Ready to write, seal and send.

  • Unique Canal Humour – Featuring the fun slogan "Half Cut on the Cut!"

  • Original Fat Boris Store Design – Something a little different from the usual birthday cards.

THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:

  • Narrowboat owners and canal enthusiasts.

  • Liveaboard boaters and boating couples.

  • Friends who enjoy a drink on the waterways.

  • Canal cruising friends and boating buddies.

  • Anyone who appreciates a bit of cheeky birthday humour.

PERSONALISATION

Make their birthday card extra special by adding the recipient's name. Simply enter the name you'd like included when ordering.

A birthday card with a proper canal-side sense of humour – because getting Half Cut on the Cut is all part of the boating lifestyle!

From Fat Boris Store – proudly independent and bringing a little humour to everyday life.

Please note A I is used as a design aid with this product, including product display photographs

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