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Guitar & Tattoo Graphic T-Shirt — "I Tried to Be Normal Then I Bought a Guitar Then I Got a Tattoo"
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Crank It to Eleven with the "I Tried To Be Normal..." T-Shirt!
We’ve all been there. Life was simple, predictable... normal. Then, you picked up that first guitar, and everything changed. Celebrate your glorious descent into a world of riffs, solos, and ink with this hilarious, ultra-comfortable t-shirt from the Fat Boris Store.
The perfect gift for every guitarist (and tattoo enthusiast)! This isn't just a shirt; it’s a humorous badge of honour for anyone who knows the true sound of rock and roll and has the ink to prove it.
This premium-quality t-shirt features a highly detailed, vintage-style illustration that perfectly captures the comical journey. Our design shows:
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Highly Detailed Design: A humorous illustration packed with character and narrative (just like your solos).
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Relatable Humour: The perfect ice-breaker for gigs, rehearsals, or casual hangouts.
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Premium Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton that’s durable enough for any tour and comfortable enough for all-night practice sessions.
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Perfect Gift for Musicians: An excellent birthday, Christmas, or 'just because' gift for the guitarist who has everything (except maybe a quiet life).
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Available in Five Colours: Choose the hue that best expresses your loud (or slightly less loud) personality.
What’s on the Shirt? Rendered in a distressed, cracked-texture font, the sarcastic phrase "I tried to be NORMAL... then I bought a guitar." is displayed prominently at the top and bottom, capturing the high-energy vibe.
But wait, there’s more! This detailed graphic is a narrative masterpiece. It perfectly illustrates why normal life is overrated, featuring:
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A passion-filled guitarist with their head in the stars.
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Angry, ear-covering neighbours looking through a window (complete with comic-style anger bubbles and noise lines!).
Wear your noise complaints (and your questionable life choices) with pride and order yours today from the Fat Boris Store!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton with Oeko-Tex certification
- DTG/DTF printed artwork and sleeve/neck prints using direct-to-film where specified
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean