"I Tried To Be Normal..." Funny Guitar T-Shirt - Premium Cotton Tee
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Crank It to Eleven with the "I Tried To Be Normal..." Guitar T-Shirt!
We’ve all been there. Life was simple, predictable... normal. Then, you picked up that first guitar, and everything changed. Celebrate your glorious descent into a world of riffs, solos, and noise complaints with this hilarious, ultra-comfortable t-shirt from the Fat Boris Store.
The perfect gift for every guitarist! Whether you're a seasoned touring musician, a bedroom shredder, or just learning your first G-chord, this tee captures the true essence of the musician's life. Featuring a distressed, vintage-style electric guitar illustration and the instantly relatable phrase:
"I tried to be NORMAL... then I bought a guitar."
It’s more than just a shirt; it's a conversation starter at gigs, rehearsals, or the local coffee shop (where you're probably waiting for a set of new strings).
What You Get:
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Highly Detailed Design: A humorous illustration packed with character and narrative (just like your solos).
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Relatable Humour: The perfect ice-breaker for gigs, rehearsals, or casual hangouts.
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Premium Comfort: Made from soft, breathable, ring-spun cotton that’s durable enough for any tour and comfortable enough for all-night practice sessions.
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Wide Size Range: Available from Small all the way to 5XL because every rock star deserves a perfect fit.
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Perfect Gift for Musicians: An excellent birthday, Christmas, or 'just because' gift for the guitarist who has everything (except maybe a quiet life).
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Multiple Colourways: Choose the hue that best expresses your loud (or slightly less loud) personality.
Wear your noise complaints with pride and order yours today from the Fat Boris Store!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety
- DTF sleeve and inner-neck prints; durable DTG main print suitable for frequent wear
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean