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  • Funny Narrowboat T-Shirt | "It's A Contact Sport" Canal Boating Comic Tee | Personalised Gift Printify
  • Funny Narrowboat T-Shirt | "It's A Contact Sport" Canal Boating Comic Tee | Personalised Gift Printify
  • Funny Narrowboat T-Shirt | "It's A Contact Sport" Canal Boating Comic Tee | Personalised Gift Printify
  • Funny Narrowboat T-Shirt | "It's A Contact Sport" Canal Boating Comic Tee | Personalised Gift Printify
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Funny Narrowboat T-Shirt | "It's A Contact Sport" Canal Boating Comic Tee | Personalised Gift

Funny Narrowboat T-Shirt | "It's A Contact Sport" Canal Boating Comic Tee | Personalised Gift

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Who said canal boating was peaceful? 💥

Anyone who has ever misjudged a lock entry, kissed a bridge hole, or exchanged a polite CRUNCH with an oncoming narrowboat knows the truth: canal boating is a contact sport!

Featuring vibrant, explosive comic-book-style artwork complete with panicked skippers and dramatic sound effects (CRASH! BUMP! CRUNCH!), this shirt celebrates the hilarious, unpredictable reality of life on the waterways. Whether you're a seasoned narrowboat liveaboard, a holiday hire boater, or just someone who loves a good laugh on the towpath, this tee is an absolute must-have.

Printed on premium Gildan Softstyle 100% Cotton, this shirt offers lightweight, ultra-soft comfort that’s perfect for working the locks or relaxing at the canal-side pub.

Key Features

  • 🎨 Hilarious Comic Artwork: Eye-catching retro comic illustration that every canal enthusiast will instantly relate to.

  • ☁️ Gildan Softstyle Quality: Crafted from ultra-soft, ring-spun cotton for maximum breathability and everyday durability.

  • 🌈 5 Great Colours: Pick the perfect shade to make the explosive graphic pop.

  • 📏 Sizing for Everyone: Available in unisex sizes from Small up to 3XL.

  • ✏️ Option to Personalise: Add your boat name, skipper title, or custom nickname to create a truly one-of-a-kind gift!

  • 🚤 Fat Boris Store Exclusive: Part of the official Canal Collection.

Product Specifications

Specification Details
Material 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Gildan Softstyle)
Fit Unisex Regular Fit



Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year‑round comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Durable ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Prints applied with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) and Direct-to-Film (DTF) where specified (sleeves/neck label)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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