Funny 'Fat Boris Your Drunk' T-Shirt — Churchill Quote Parody
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Funny 'Fat Boris Your Drunk' T-Shirt — Churchill Quote Parody
£15.95 GBP
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£15.95 GBP
Regular price
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Funny 'Boris Your Drunk' T-Shirt — Churchill Quote Parody
"Boris you're drunk" "Lady, tomorrow I will be sober, you will still be ugly"
This witty tee channels the irreverent spirit of classic British humour with a cheeky twist on Churchill's legendary retort. The bold graphic design makes a statement that appeals to fans of clever wordplay and historical comedy. Perfect for those who appreciate sharp wit and don't take themselves too seriously, this shirt sparks conversations and laughs. Crafted for comfort and durability, it's an ideal gift for history buffs, comedy enthusiasts, or anyone with a taste for sophisticated sass.
This tee carries a brash, tongue-in-cheek tribute to a notorious political quip — bold lettering and a cheeky line that reads like a late-night bar room retort. Wear it when you want to spark a laugh or start a conversation. The soft, lightweight cotton drapes easily, offering a lived-in feel that settles into your everyday rotation. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when heading to a casual meet-up, a pub night, or a political rally where irony and humour cut through the noise. The print looks like something sketched in a dim corner: irreverent, unapologetic, and made to be noticed. Let it do the talking while you keep your cool.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (Softstyle) — comfortable year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Durable, smooth fabric optimized for high-quality DTG/DTF prints
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean