Funny Beer T-Shirt - "I Used To Think Drinking Was Bad For Me So I Stopped Thinking" | Fat Boris Beer Shed Collection
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Raise a pint and a laugh with the Fat Boris Beer Shed Collection!
This premium black t-shirt features our cheeky Fat Boris cartoon proudly holding a beer, paired with the iconic quote: "I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I stopped thinking"
Whether you're in the beer shed, at the local pub, or relaxing with mates, this tee is guaranteed to get smiles (and probably a few rounds bought for you).
Why you'll love it:
- Premium heavyweight cotton for all-day comfort
- High-quality DTG print that won't crack or fade
- Unisex fit – perfect for beer lovers, lads, dads & pub regulars
- Part of the exclusive Fat Boris Beer Shed Collection
Ideal gift for:
- Beer enthusiasts
- Boris Johnson fans
- Pub crawlers
- Anyone who loves dark British humour
- ✅ Iconic Quote – "I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I stopped thinking"
- ✅ Fat Boris Cartoon – Our cheeky beer-loving mascot
- ✅ Premium Quality – Soft, durable cotton that gets better with every wash
- ✅ Beer Shed Approved – Official collection for real ale & lager legends
- ✅ Great Gift – For birthdays, Father's Day, stag dos & pub regulars
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF printing for vibrant, long-lasting artwork
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean