Funny Beer T-Shirt — “Beer!! Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1066”
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Fat Boris Funny Beer T-Shirt — “Beer!! Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1066”
This cheeky, irreverent tee carries a brazen sense of humour — the kind you wear when you want to make people laugh and shake their heads. The soft, lightweight cotton sits comfortably against the skin while the bold Fat Boris slogan does the talking: unapologetic, loud, and built to be noticed at backyard barbecues, pub crawls, or late-night hangouts. It’s for folks who lean into crude humour and don’t mind turning heads. The short sleeves and classic crew neck keep the look casual and easy to layer under a flannel or jacket. Hard-wearing printing methods keep the graphic vivid wash after wash, so the joke ages as gracefully as your beer-stained memories.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for smooth, durable print surface
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for cleaner lines and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching and retain shape
- Pearlized tear-away label and classic crew fit for everyday comfort
- DTF/DTG printed graphics for vivid, long-lasting design integrity
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean