Funny Beer Shed T-Shirt — "If You Drink Don't Talk" Pub & Party Tee

Classic beer shed wisdom in bold print. The Fat Boris Beer Shed Advice T-Shirt is made for drinkers who know the rules: drink OR talk—never both. 🍺

Funny beer shed advice T-shirt by Fat Boris. Perfect for drinkers, pub lovers, and party nights. “If you drink don’t talk” humour tee.

The Fat Boris Beer Shed Advice T-Shirt delivers no-nonsense pub humour in a bold, high-contrast design that prints clean and sharp on any garment colour.

Featuring the legendary quote:
“If you drink don’t talk, if you talk don’t drink”,
this shirt is perfect for beer sheds, pubs, BBQs, parties, and weekend drinking sessions.

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• Long-lasting wear

• High visibility from a distance

Whether you’re buying for yourself or gifting a fellow beer enthusiast, this shirt guarantees laughs without saying a word.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (soft, lightweight 153 g/m²)
- Tubular knit — no side seams for a clean, durable finish
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- DTG/DTF printing for crisp sleeve and chest graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean