English Canal Narrow Boat Living the Dream Living the Nightmare funny T Shirt
English Canal Narrow Boat Living the Dream Living the Nightmare funny T Shirt
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English canal life isn't all picturesque sunsets and lazy afternoons. This cheeky design captures the reality of narrow boat living—blissful when the weather cooperates, absolutely chaotic when Mother Nature throws a tantrum. Perfect for seasoned boaters with a sense of humour, canal enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates the quirky charm of waterway living. A witty reminder that adventure comes with a side of soggy socks and questionable wind conditions.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, low-waste finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton with Oeko-Tex certification
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints; DTG for main design printing
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean
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