Cruising With High Chance of Boozing T-Shirt
Cruising With High Chance of Boozing T-Shirt
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Escape the ordinary with this cheeky canal cruising tee that celebrates the art of narrow boat holidays and waterside indulgence. Perfect for seasoned boaters and holiday dreamers alike, this playful design captures the spirit of leisurely canal life—where the pace is slow, the scenery's stunning, and the drinks are always within arm's reach. Whether you're planning your next narrow boat adventure or reminiscing about lock-hopping escapades, this shirt lets everyone know where your priorities lie. Soft, comfortable, and unapologetically fun, it's the ideal companion for casual wear or as a gift for fellow canal enthusiasts.
This lightweight crew neck tee carries a playful boating attitude — bold typography and a classic narrow boat illustration read: “TODAY’S FORECAST: CRUISING with high chance of BOOZING.” Wear it on slow summer canals, weekend boat trips, or while prepping snacks for a friends-and-drinks day afloat. The soft, ring-spun cotton feels breathable against the skin. It sits in the wardrobe where comfort meets cheeky personality, easy to pair with shorts, denim, or a light deck jacket for evenings by the water.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizes with EU 2-year warranty
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for crisp text and durable sleeve/neck prints
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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