Fat Boris Canal Boat T-Shirt — "Life in the Fast Lane at Four Miles Per Hour" Vintage Narrowboat Tee
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This lightweight cotton tee carries a quiet, travel-ready spirit. A simple line drawing of a canal narrow boat and the caption “Life in the fast lane at four miles per hour” sit on the chest, inviting a slow‑moving, contented kind of pride. The classic crew neck and relaxed cut make it easy to pull on for lazy mornings by the water, muddy towpath walks, or evenings swapping stories at the marina. It’s breathable, soft against the skin, and subtly playful — made for people who relish calm travel, small adventures, and the steady rhythm of life afloat.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year‑round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF/DTG printed graphics for crisp detail
- Oeko‑Tex certified; meets safety standards and includes 2‑year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean