Keep Me Covered I'm Going In Canal Tunnel T-Shirt | Funny Narrowboat Gift | Fat Boris Store

Keep Me Covered, I'm Going In — because canal tunnels are properly wet and dark!

This premium black t-shirt features a detailed illustration of a narrowboat boldly heading into a classic brick canal tunnel, complete with the cheeky slogan that every boater will instantly recognise. It’s a brilliant double-entendre that works on so many levels — perfect for the inland waterways enthusiast with a sense of humour.

Whether you’re a weekend cruiser, a continuous cruiser, or just love the UK canal network (think Standedge, Blisworth, or the Harecastle Tunnel), this shirt is made for you.

• ✅ Hilarious canal double entendre — “Keep Me Covered, I’m Going In”
• ✅ High-quality screen print on a premium black t-shirt
• ✅ Perfect for narrowboat owners, canal lovers & inland boaters
• ✅ Part of the exclusive Fat Boris Canal Collection
• ✅ Personalisation option available
• ✅ Ideal gift for birthdays, Father’s Day or just because
•       Personalise option

Product Details:

• Heavyweight 180-200gsm cotton t-shirt for that quality feel
• Bold white screen-printed design that will last wash after wash
• Classic unisex fit — flattering on everyone
• Part of the Fat Boris Canal Collection
• Personalisation available on the back (add your boat name, favourite tunnel, or a cheeky message)

Great gift for:

• Narrowboat owners
• Canal & River Trust volunteers
• Inland waterway enthusiasts
• Anyone who’s ever nervously steered into a pitch-black tunnel

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG printed graphics for durable detail
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean