It’s Dark Blue Actually T-Shirt – Andy Burnham Eyelashes Reply to Kemi Badenoch

Inspired by Andy Burnham’s viral “it’s dark blue, actually” response to Kemi Badenoch

Channel the ultimate political clapback with this soft, premium Gildan Softstyle t-shirt featuring the now-iconic phrase “It’s dark blue actually” complete with fluttering white eyelashes graphic.

When Kemi Badenoch described Andy Burnham as “a pair of eyelashes and a black t-shirt,” Burnham clapped back with a humorous video of himself batting his lashes and declaring the shirt was dark blue, not black. This official-style satire design from the Fat Boris Store captures the moment perfectly — sharp, funny, and instantly recognisable to anyone following UK politics.

Printed on high-quality Gildan Softstyle fabric for a comfortable, lightweight feel that holds its shape wash after wash. Available in classic navy blue (matching the viral moment) or clean white, in sizes Small to 3XL so everyone can join the joke.

Key Features:

• Soft, breathable Gildan Softstyle cotton-blend fabric
• Unisex fit – relaxed and flattering
• High-quality white print with eyelashes graphic and dripping “actually” text
• Available in Navy Blue or White
• Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Perfect for political humour fans, satire lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good comeback

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
-.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
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