Funny Canal Birthday Card Keep Me Covered I'M Going In Tunnel Joke

Looking for the perfect funny birthday card for canal enthusiasts? This A5 canal tunnel birthday card delivers laughs with a cheeky double meaning that every narrowboat owner and waterways fan will appreciate.

The bold design shows a classic narrowboat powering through a stone-arched canal tunnel, complete with dramatic headlight beam and “Happy Birthday” in elegant gold lettering. The punchline “KEEP ME COVERED, I’M GOING IN” works on two levels — the boat disappearing into the tunnel and the playful innuendo that makes it an ideal cheeky birthday card.

Why canal people love this card:

• Perfect canal boat birthday card or narrowboat gift

• Great for barge owners, lock keepers, CRT volunteers, and anyone who knows the magic of a tunnel

• A5 size with a spare envelope included — ready to post or hand over

• High-quality print that stands out on the mantelpiece

Whether it’s for a skipper, a first-mate, or that friend who won’t stop talking about their next cruise, this funny canal card is the one they’ll actually keep.

Available exclusively at Fat Boris Store — the home of cheeky, characterful cards for people who prefer the cut to the motorway.

Please Note AI is used as a design aid with this product, including some mock up product display images