elderly man wearing a white t shirt with graphic of old man with walking stick saying apparently i am a right wing thug and text personalise if required, which he has recived as a gift on christmas

The Ultimate Low-Cost Christmas Gift Guide: Quirky Personalised T Shirts & Mugs

The Ultimate Low-Cost Christmas Gift Guide: Quirky Tees & Mugs from Fat Boris

Christmas shopping. It’s that time of year when your wallet groans, the high street turns into a contact sport, and you’re desperately trying to find a gift for Uncle Dave, who claims he "doesn't need anything."

Enter Fat Boris—your one-stop shop for unique, hilarious, and low-cost Christmas gifts that never compromise on quality. Whether you're buying for a political pundit, a weekend narrow boater, a pub regular, or a guitar hero, our massive range of custom T-shirts and coffee mugs is guaranteed to bring a smile on Christmas morning.

Gifts Tailored to Their Obsessions

Finding a gift that actually reflects someone's personality is the holy grail of Christmas shopping. We've got designs catering to some of the best (and most specific) British passions:

  • The Westminster Watcher: UK politics is an endless goldmine for satire. Give them a laugh with our witty, topical UK politics designs—perfect for the relative who spends Christmas dinner arguing over the latest parliamentary drama.

  • The Canal Cruiser: Got a friend who dreams of the slow life? Our narrowboat and UK canal designs capture the charm, peace, and occasional chaos of the historic waterways.

  • The Pub Philosopher: British pub beer culture is unmatched. Our collection of beer-themed jibes, cheeky banter, and pub-life designs are ideal for the mate who knows their ales and loves a good laugh over a pint.Two men laughing at a wooden table in a pub, each holding a pint of beer. The man on the left wears a black graphic T-shirt with a cartoon portrait and the text 'Love a head on my Beer', while Boris Johnson the man on the right wears a navy suit and blue tie.

  • The Guitar Hero: Music lovers and guitar players can be notoriously tricky to buy for (gear is expensive!). Hit the right note with our music-themed tees and mugs instead.Bee Graphic T-Shirt — "Kind" Eco-Friendly Bee Tee for Nature Lovers Printify

  • General Fun: Just looking for a good laugh? We have a massive range of quirky, funny designs that appeal to absolutely everyone.

Make It Personal (Or Completely DIY!)

The best gifts are the ones with a personal touch. At Fat Boris, many T-shirts and mugs come with the option to personalise it with any name and message.

Want to go a step further? Design your own! You can upload your own pictures, family photos, pet portraits, or inside jokes to create a 100% unique, one-of-a-kind gift from scratch.

White t-shirt with a graphic of Fat Boris holding a beer and instruction text inviting customization of own t shirt

Premium Quality, Low-Cost Prices

"Low-cost" shouldn't mean "cheaply made." We pride ourselves on using top-tier materials so your gifts actually survive past Boxing Day.

Product The Specs Why It Matters
T-Shirts Gildan Softstyle Incredibly soft, 100% ringspun cotton. They offer a durable, flattering fit that people will actually want to wear, rather than banishing it to the pajama drawer.
Coffee Mugs 11 oz (0.33 l) Ceramic The perfect size for a morning brew, featuring a classic, comfortable C-handle for a sturdy grip.
Mug Print Quality AAA+ ORCA Coating This is the gold standard for mug printing. It ensures your custom photos and funny designs stay brilliantly vibrant and won't fade in the dishwasher.

 

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