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The fabric is smooth and breathable year‑round; the tubular knit and shoulder tape keep the silhouette tidy after washes. Wear it on weekend drives, at backyard cookouts, or layered under a flannel when the evenings cool — it feels lived‑in from the first wear and keeps that casual, road‑wise vibe alive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring‑spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, durable silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear‑away label and ethically sourced cotton; Oeko‑Tex certified\u003cbr\u003e- Direct-to-Garment front print with optional DTF sleeve\/neck prints; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dry-clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 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