{"product_id":"starmer-dangerous-puppet-t-shirt-keir-starmer-eu-puppet-brexit-satire-tee","title":"Starmer Dangerous Puppet T-Shirt | Keir Starmer EU Puppet Brexit Satire Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStarmer Dangerous Puppet T-Shirt | Keir Starmer EU Puppet Brexit Satire Tee | Anti-Starmer Political Shirt | \"Socialism by the Backdoor\" UK Politics Humour\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\"Starmer Dangerous Puppet T-Shirt – Bold Brexit satire showing Keir Starmer as a marionette controlled by the EU. 'He treats democracy with contempt – a puppet to Brussels, socialism by the backdoor.' Perfect political statement tee for Brexit voters.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStarmer – Dangerous Puppet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eKeir Starmer has been trying to wreck the Brexit vote from the moment the result was announced. He treats democracy with contempt — a puppet to Brussels, which is \u003cstrong\u003esocialism by the backdoor\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis hard-hitting satirical T-shirt from the \u003cstrong\u003eFat Boris \"It's Political\"\u003c\/strong\u003e collection says exactly what many Brits are thinking. The design features Starmer as a smiling marionette puppet, strings clearly pulled from above, with two large waving \u003cstrong\u003eEU flags\u003c\/strong\u003e in the background. Bold red text declares:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"STARMER DANGEROUS PUPPET\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePrinted on a premium unisex white T-shirt, this design is sharp, provocative, and unapologetically pro-Brexit. 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