{"product_id":"personalised-canal-boating-t-shirt-grease-your-stern-gland-funny-narrowboat-tee","title":"Personalised Canal Boating T-Shirt – “Grease Your Stern Gland” Funny Narrowboat Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"252\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalised Canal Boating T-Shirt – “Grease Your Stern Gland” Funny Narrowboat Tee | Custom Boat Name Shirt | Fat Boris Canal Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"257\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"284\" data-end=\"444\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalised canal boating t-shirt with funny stern gland reminder. Add your boat name or custom text. Perfect gift for narrowboat lovers and canal enthusiasts.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"449\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1gh5l1n\" data-start=\"451\" data-end=\"478\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"478\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eAdd your own personal touch to this classic bit of canal humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"795\"\u003eThis funny narrowboat t-shirt features a traditional canal boat design and the cheeky reminder:\u003cbr data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"643\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"704\"\u003e“Been Cruising? Don’t let it drip… Grease your Stern Gland”\u003c\/em\u003e  with the option to personalise it with your \u003cstrong data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"794\"\u003eboat name, nickname, or custom text\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003eEvery experienced boater knows the importance of keeping the stern gland properly greased. Ignore it, and you could end up with a steadily filling bilge—or worse in extreme situations. This shirt turns that essential bit of maintenance wisdom into a conversation-starting joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003ePerfect whether you're cruising the canals, relaxing at your mooring, or buying a unique gift for a fellow boater.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003eMake it yours:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd your boat name, canal nickname, or a short custom message to create a truly one-of-a-kind piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003eA narrowboat stern gland is \u003cmark class=\"HxTRcb\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\"\u003ea critical, usually grease-lubricated assembly that creates a watertight seal where the propeller shaft enters the hull\u003c\/mark\u003e. It requires daily maintenance, typically tightening the greaser after cruising to prevent water from entering the bilges. A small, occasional drip is normal, but constant leakage requires adjustment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"17bohyv\" data-start=\"1318\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003eWhy you’ll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ko99w4\" data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1396\"\u003ePersonalised with your boat name or custom text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13bkaeq\" data-start=\"1397\" data-end=\"1438\"\u003eFunny, authentic canal boating humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"r6alin\" data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003eGreat gift for narrowboat owners \u0026amp; liveaboards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tk76jy\" data-start=\"1490\" data-end=\"1533\"\u003eComfortable, high-quality everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wfhimt\" data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003eExclusive Fat Boris Canal Collection design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1586\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"e4ecoi\" data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1592\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003ePersonalisation Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1r7jwsu\" data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1706\"\u003eEnter your chosen text (boat name, nickname, etc.) in the personalisation box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oxq2ib\" data-start=\"1707\" data-end=\"1776\"\u003eKeep it short for best results (recommended: under 20 characters)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7ck9ma\" data-start=\"1777\" 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