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It’s a brilliant double-entendre that works on so many levels — perfect for the inland waterways enthusiast with a sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhether you’re a weekend cruiser, a continuous cruiser, or just love the UK canal network (think Standedge, Blisworth, or the Harecastle Tunnel), this shirt is made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eHilarious canal double entendre\u003c\/strong\u003e — “Keep Me Covered, I’m Going In”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ High-quality screen print on a premium black t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Perfect for narrowboat owners, canal lovers \u0026amp; inland boaters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Part of the exclusive \u003cstrong\u003eFat Boris Canal Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Personalisation option available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Ideal gift for birthdays, Father’s Day or just because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e      Personalise option\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 180-200gsm cotton t-shirt for that quality feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold white screen-printed design that will last wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex fit — flattering on everyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of the \u003cstrong\u003eFat Boris Canal Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalisation available on the back (add your boat name, favourite tunnel, or a cheeky message)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat gift for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNarrowboat owners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCanal \u0026amp; 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