{"product_id":"hes-got-nothing-to-say-i-want-to-hear-keir-starmer-t-shirt-political-satire","title":"He's Got Nothing To Say I Want To Hear | Keir Starmer T-Shirt | Political Satire","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Funny political satire T-shirt with Keir Starmer: 'He's Got Nothing To Say I Want To Hear'. 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