{"product_id":"funny-beer-t-shirt-i-used-to-think-drinking-was-bad-for-me-so-i-stopped-thinking-fat-boris-beer-shed-collection","title":"Funny Beer T-Shirt - \"I Used To Think Drinking Was Bad For Me So I Stopped Thinking\" | Fat Boris Beer Shed Collection","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRaise a pint and a laugh with the Fat Boris Beer Shed Collection!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis premium black t-shirt features our cheeky \u003cstrong\u003eFat Boris\u003c\/strong\u003e cartoon proudly holding a beer, paired with the iconic quote: \u003cstrong\u003e\"I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I stopped thinking\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhether you're in the beer shed, at the local pub, or relaxing with mates, this tee is guaranteed to get smiles (and probably a few rounds bought for you).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium heavyweight cotton for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality DTG print that won't crack or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit – perfect for beer lovers, lads, dads \u0026amp; 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