{"product_id":"distressed-in-my-defence-i-was-left-unsupervised-t-shirt","title":"Distressed 'In My Defence I Was Left Unsupervised' T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"pointer-events: auto; touch-action: auto; overscroll-behavior: auto;\" data-polaris-scrollable=\"true\" class=\"_Content_tmqkl_19 _VerticalContent_tmqkl_45 Polaris-Scrollable Polaris-Scrollable--vertical Polaris-Scrollable--horizontal Polaris-Scrollable--scrollbarWidthThin\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"--pc-box-padding-block-start-xs: var(--p-space-0); --pc-box-padding-block-end-xs: var(--p-space-0); --pc-box-padding-inline-start-xs: var(--p-space-300); --pc-box-padding-inline-end-xs: var(--p-space-300);\" class=\"Polaris-Box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"--pc-inline-stack-wrap: wrap; --pc-inline-stack-row-gap-xs: var(--p-space-400); --pc-inline-stack-column-gap-xs: var(--p-space-400); --pc-inline-stack-flex-direction-xs: row;\" class=\"Polaris-InlineStack\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_TextOutput_nect0_1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_HtmlText_nect0_37 _Vertical_nect0_21\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA cheeky tee for those who've earned their reputation. This distressed t-shirt features the tongue-in-cheek slogan \"In My Defence I Was Left Unsupervised\"—perfect for anyone with a mischievous sense of humour. The worn, vintage-style finish adds character and attitude. Comfortable everyday wear that doubles as a conversation starter. Ideal for casual outings, lazy days, or anyone who appreciates witty, self-aware humour.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight soft style tee carries a cheeky, hand-distressed slogan that reads like the punchline of a well-lived evening. The faded lettering and textured print give it a worn-in, rebellious vibe—like a laugh you keep replaying with friends. Wear it to low-key gatherings, late-night runs for pizza, or lazy Sundays when you want clothing that matches a playful, slightly chaotic mood. The breathable cotton and clean crew neckline keep the shirt comfortable and easy to layer, while the subtle natural flecks in the unprocessed colour add character and an artisanal touch. It’s for people who joke loudly, live loudly, and appreciate clothing that tells a story without taking itself seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printed details for crisp sleeve and neck designs\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfort and safety\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dry-clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53193981198663,"sku":"34304290320280232176","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53193981231431,"sku":"24513771049211846623","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53193981264199,"sku":"12767022679759947244","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53193981296967,"sku":"14161855212530939688","price":16.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53193981329735,"sku":"15396680730533896365","price":17.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53193981362503,"sku":"15199772969396390880","price":17.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/5624\/6855\/files\/18405068746395761075_2048.jpg?v=1769180146","url":"https:\/\/fat-boris.store\/products\/distressed-in-my-defence-i-was-left-unsupervised-t-shirt","provider":"Fat Boris","version":"1.0","type":"link"}