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Just a cheeky, light-hearted nod to the idea that some people are only making plans for Nigel… at the right address.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePart of the Fat Boris Political Collection – bold, satirical British political tees for people who prefer their commentary with a side of proper humour rather than headlines and police reports.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan Softstyle (soft, lightweight, high-quality ring-spun cotton that feels great and holds its shape)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in classic Black or crisp White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit – true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality print that lasts wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and printed for UK customers who like their politics with a smile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhether you’re a Reform supporter, a political humour fan, or just someone who prefers plans that involve a front door rather than a blade, this is the tee that turns a viral moment into something actually wearable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGrab yours before the next news cycle moves on. 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