{"product_id":"no-need-to-be-sarky-personalised-t-shirt-funny-custom-text-tee","title":"No Need To Be Sarky Personalised T-Shirt — Funny Custom Text Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Personalise the message with your own funny response\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAMQAg\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eDry:\u003c\/strong\u003e Humour delivered in a deadpan, unemotional manner that can be highly sarcastic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAMQAw\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eDig:\u003c\/strong\u003e A thinly veiled, sarcastic insult.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAMQBA\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003ePut-down:\u003c\/strong\u003e A remark aimed at belittling someone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAMQBQ\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-root=\"c\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eWisecrack \/ Smart-aleck:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clever, often disrespectful or sarcastic comment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDistressed type face T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA comfortable, everyday tee with a bit of cheek. This lightweight cotton shirt wears like a favourite — soft, breathable, and built to last — while the bold, customisable front text lets you add a dash of personality or humour. Wear it around town, at backyard gatherings, or while running errands; it reads as casual confidence and keeps its shape through repeated washes. The clean crew neckline and classic fit layer easily under jackets or over long-sleeves when the weather calls for it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner fit and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; made with ethically grown US cotton\u003cbr\u003e- Print options include DTG for main design and DTF for sleeve\/inner neck prints; Oeko-Tex certified for safety\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dry-clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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