{"product_id":"life-happens-police-dont-help-graphic-t-shirt-fat-boris-political-satire-collection-customise-option","title":"\"Life Happens, Police Don't Help\" Graphic T-Shirt | Fat Boris Political Satire Collection Customise Option","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePersonalised message option\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe crime rate is up, but the \"likes\" are down—and we know which one the boys in blue are checking.\u003c\/strong\u003e Inspired by the modern era of \"Twitter policing,\" this Fat Boris original highlights the frustration of a system that prioritizes monitoring social media over patrolling the streets. Whether it's a stolen bike or a broken window, the message is clear: Life happens, but don't hold your breath for a siren.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFeaturing a gritty, hand-drawn illustration of a burglar at work while the authorities are busy scrolling, this tee is for those who prefer their fashion with a side of uncomfortable truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft-touch cotton for a comfortable fit while you wait 4 hours for a crime reference number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold Satire:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-contrast \"Police\" typography with a weathered, realistic finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStreetwear Fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic unisex cut, perfect for protests, pub crawls, or irony-rich daily wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\nProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF\/DTG printed graphics for crisp detail\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified fabric; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dry-clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53655474471239,"sku":"86680997423126629891","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53655474504007,"sku":"53122269430049419086","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53655474536775,"sku":"17314636659752073586","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53655474569543,"sku":"81165564735226753342","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53655474602311,"sku":"13526956482341667784","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53655474635079,"sku":"72672652438453001125","price":15.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53655474667847,"sku":"19919784484006062623","price":16.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53655474700615,"sku":"23917704012097995321","price":16.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53655474733383,"sku":"22772874440898889024","price":17.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53655474766151,"sku":"26221033491594130422","price":17.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53655474798919,"sku":"18856281576365435219","price":17.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53655474831687,"sku":"23629580104599592023","price":17.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/5624\/6855\/files\/life_happens_police_don_t_help_white_customised_shirt_png.jpg?v=1775466117","url":"https:\/\/fat-boris.store\/es\/products\/life-happens-police-dont-help-graphic-t-shirt-fat-boris-political-satire-collection-customise-option","provider":"Fat Boris","version":"1.0","type":"link"}