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Available in classic white or black, sizes Small to 3XL. Part of the \u003cstrong\u003eFat Boris Political Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e – unapologetic, witty, and built for those who enjoy clever political humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDistressed-style lettering for that worn-in, rebellious look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality durable print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, lightweight Gildan Softstyle fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex crew-neck fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours: White or Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePerfect for conservatives, free-speech fans, climate-policy sceptics, or anyone who likes their satire with a bite. 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