{"product_id":"guitar-tattoo-graphic-t-shirt-i-tried-to-be-normal-then-i-bought-a-guitar-then-i-got-a-tattoo","title":"Guitar \u0026 Tattoo Graphic T-Shirt — \"I Tried to Be Normal Then I Bought a Guitar Then I Got a Tattoo\"","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCrank It to Eleven with the \"I Tried To Be Normal...\" T-Shirt!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1\"\u003eWe’ve all been there. Life was simple, predictable... normal. Then, you picked up that first guitar, and everything changed. 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